Hemlock Enjoys Haircut

A first haircut can be quite traumatic. Not so for Pastor Eli Hemlock.

It was time - probably past time - for Hemlock to have his hair cut. Main House First Lady Mom went after his red curly locks with her pink-handled scissors and chopped where she could. Hemlock sat on Main House President Dad's lap while Dad held his head. This made him laugh.

"He'll never have curls again," Mayor Asher Ply Wood said. From the looks of things, the mayor was wrong.